PDA

Archiv verlassen und diese Seite im Standarddesign anzeigen : Mr Fan Fung !!!



THX_Ultra
15.08.2005, 11:01
Wow!! Heute hat er mir endlich geschrieben solange hab ich gewartet....


(ok normal filtert meine Anti-Spam Software sowas raus, aber die scheint nur auf Afrikaner spezialisiert zu sein....)

Es ist zu geil :D




I am Mr. Fan Fung , Manager Jian Sing Bank, Cameron

Road Branch,HongKong. I have urgent and very

confidential business proposition for you.

Mr Guy Gelinas a Canadian businessman and his longtime





business associate disgraced Hong Kong business tycoon





James Ting , made a Fixed Deposit for eighteen

months,



valued at $38,500,000.00USD (Thirty Eight Million Five

Hundred Thousand American Dollar) in the name of Guy



Gelinas at my branch. Upon maturity, I sent routine



notification to his forwarding address but get no

reply.After a month, we send a reminder and finally we

discover from his contract employer, (Abitibi -

Consolidated Paper)that Mr.Guy Gelinas died in plane

crash along with many others in Egypt Air Flight

990,1999 air crash, this you can verified if

neccessary, since i get this information about his

death and on further investigation, I find out that

he died without making a WILL, and all attempt to

traced his next of kin was fruitless. I therefore

make further investigation and discovered that

Mr.Guy Gelinas did not declare any kin or relations in

all his official documents, including his Bank Deposit

paperwork in my Bank, and Mr.James Ting is no longer

with stake in this deposit funds in my bank . This

sum of 38,500,000.00USD is still sitting in my Bank

and no one will ever come forward to claim it.



According to Laws of Hong Kong, at the expiration of

7 (seven)years, the money will revert to the ownership

of the Hong Kong Government if nobody applies to

claim the fund.



Consequently, my proposal is that I will like you as

a foreigner to stand in as the next of kin to Mr.Guy

Gelinas so that the we can get this funds for ourself

instead of it get into the hands of some corrupt

government officials who not deserved it. This is

simple, I will like you to provide immediately your

full names and address so that the attorney will

prepare the necessary documents and

affidavits that will put you in place as the next of

kin. We shall employ the services of an attorney for

drafting and notarization of the WILL and to obtain

the necessary documents and letter of

probate/administration in your favor for the

transfer. A bank account in any part of the world

that you will provide will then facilitate the

transfer of this money to you as the beneficiary/next

of kin. The money will be paid into your account for

us to share in the ratio of 75% for me and 25% for

you. There is no risk at all as all the paperwork for

this transaction will be done by the lawyer and my

position as the Branch Manager guarantees the

successful execution of this transaction. If you are

interested, please reply immediately with your full

contact details via my private email addressbelow.

Upon your response, I shall then provide you with more

details about the said funds and how we will make the

transfer legally possible with relevant documents that

will help you



understand the transaction. Please send me your



confidential telephone and fax numbers for easy

communication. Please observe utmost confidentiality,

and rest assured that this transaction would be most

profitable for both of us because I shall require

your assistance to invest my share in your country.

Awaiting your urgent reply to my e-mail address:

fanfung@ozu.es

Regards,



Fan Fung

Dennis
15.08.2005, 11:07
Mann, hast du nen Schwein :gut: ;)

PCS
15.08.2005, 11:49
Toll! Und was bekomme ich angeboten?

Läppische 15 Euro / Stunde!!!!!!! 8o8o8o


Guten Tag!

Wir vermuten, dass Sie konnten Interesse fuer die Arbeit bei uns auf der Verwaltungsposition in Richtung Unterstutzung/ Assistent haben.

Unsere schnell entwickelnde Consulting- und Outsourcingfirma sucht nach einem teilbeschaeftigten Verwaltungsassistenten fuer Heimarbeit, der an unserem Geschaeftsentwicklung in Deutschland teilnehmen wird.

Die Verpflichtung ist mindestens 4 Stunden pro Tag. Die Erfahrung in diesem Bereich ist nicht obligatorisch. Wir versorgen fuer Ihre Vorbidung in dieser Richtung, Hochschulabschluss aber ist wuenschenswert. Sie muessen lernfaehig und zielstrebig sein und allen Hinweisen von Vorgesetzten folgen. Strenge Arbeitsethik ist erforderlich fuer das Erfolgerreichen auf dieser Stelle.

Ihr Hauptflicht besteht in Unterstuetzung der Managementsausfuehrung, u.a. Antworte auf Anrufe, Berichtsvorbereitung, Vorbereitung finanzieller Angaben und Informationen von den Kunden-Verkaeufer-Beziehungen.

Flexibler Zeitplan, Sie koennen nach Ihrem eigenen Zeitplan arbeiten!

Fuer unsere Mitarbeiter 15 EURO pro Stunde!

Wenn Sie mehr erfahren wollen, besuchen Sie bitte unsere Website.

Mit freundlichen Gruessen,
Ken Glover
Consulting

** Diese E-mail-meldung und alle Dateien sind konfidentiell und sind nur fuer diese Personen, fuer sie sie bestimmt sind. Wenn Sie diese Meldung falsch bekommen haben, teilen Sie das uns mit. Dieser Bezug bestaetigt, dass diese E-mail-meldung mit MIME-sweeper nach Viren geprueft wurde und keine Viren erkannt hat.

gmt
15.08.2005, 11:53
da würd ich mir gedanken machen percy :D

PCS
15.08.2005, 11:57
Mache ich schon seit Tagen... :rolleyes::rolleyes::D

Zizou
15.08.2005, 12:15
Ich kannte bisher nur Mr Won Tong, 7th Ave. in Brooklyn...

THX_Ultra
15.08.2005, 12:16
Saugeil finde ich ja auch den Namen Mr.Guy Gelinas - also Guy wollte ich ned im Vornamen heissen ;)

Zizou
15.08.2005, 12:18
Wieso, is in Frankreich ein Allerweltsname...

Luis
15.08.2005, 12:25
Original von THX_Ultra
Saugeil finde ich ja auch den Namen Mr.Guy Gelinas - also Guy wollte ich ned im Vornamen heissen ;)

Genau wie in dem De Niro Film, Guy Fugger :D

squares
15.08.2005, 12:25
Think about Mr. Guy Ritchie... married husband to MADONNA

Design-Freund
15.08.2005, 12:28
Original von THX_Ultra
Saugeil finde ich ja auch den Namen Mr.Guy Gelinas - also Guy wollte ich ned im Vornamen heissen ;)

Lieber Mr Guy als Mr Gay....:D

THX_Ultra
15.08.2005, 12:28
Original von Luis

Original von THX_Ultra
Saugeil finde ich ja auch den Namen Mr.Guy Gelinas - also Guy wollte ich ned im Vornamen heissen ;)

Genau wie in dem De Niro Film, Guy Fugger :D

Ist das die Abkürzung für Gaylord?

Dennis
15.08.2005, 13:00
Original von THX_Ultra

Original von Luis

Original von THX_Ultra
Saugeil finde ich ja auch den Namen Mr.Guy Gelinas - also Guy wollte ich ned im Vornamen heissen ;)

Genau wie in dem De Niro Film, Guy Fugger :D

Ist das die Abkürzung für Gaylord?

Ja, und seine Frau heist Martha Fugger

AUTOMATIC
15.08.2005, 13:00
Original von THX_Ultra

Original von Luis

Original von THX_Ultra
Saugeil finde ich ja auch den Namen Mr.Guy Gelinas - also Guy wollte ich ned im Vornamen heissen ;)

Genau wie in dem De Niro Film, Guy Fugger :D

Ist das die Abkürzung für Gaylord?



Hat Dir wohl der Robert auch etwas Sedativa gespritzt, damit Du uns nun endlich die Wahrheit erzählst :gut:

by the way - super Film :-)

Luis
15.08.2005, 13:01
Original von THX_Ultra

Original von Luis

Original von THX_Ultra
Saugeil finde ich ja auch den Namen Mr.Guy Gelinas - also Guy wollte ich ned im Vornamen heissen ;)

Genau wie in dem De Niro Film, Guy Fugger :D

Ist das die Abkürzung für Gaylord?

yep...

Pretender82
15.08.2005, 14:02
Ich hol' mir erstmal ein Diplom:

http://img355.imageshack.us/img355/8580/diplom3oi.jpg

:D :D :D

Okatu
15.08.2005, 16:23
Original von Design-Freund
Lieber Mr Guy als Mr Gay....:D

Irgendwie fällt mir da sofort der Name Mr. Pink ein...wobei der alles andere als Pink ist ;)

Zizou
15.08.2005, 17:22
Original von Okatu

Original von Design-Freund
Lieber Mr Guy als Mr Gay....:D

Irgendwie fällt mir da sofort der Name Mr. Pink ein...wobei der alles andere als Pink ist ;)

Querverweis an "Lammbock" ;)

Hannes
15.08.2005, 19:48
Gerade reingekommen und auch immer wieder gut =)
__________________________________________________ ______________________
NATIONAL POSTCODE INTERNATIONAL LOTTERY AND PROMOTIONS.
Afdeling Ledenservice
Van Eeghenstraat 70
1071 GK Amsterdam

FROM: THE DESK OF THE MANAGING DIRECTOR
INTERNATIONAL PROMOTION/PRIZE AWARD DEPT,
SCFN: GWK/5333/025648/03UAD.
BATCH: 241/2002/BLL.

Attn:

We are pleased to inform you of the release today the 15th of August 2005, of the NATIONAL POSTCODE INTERNATIONAL LOTTERY/PROMOTIONS,NETHERLANDS held on the 3rd of june 2005.

Your email address attached to the Ticket No:1001-58255563-2285 with Serial No: 8888/03 drew from the Lucky No:02-22-00-66-99-85-52-12-36-50, which consequently won the lottery in the FIRST category.

You have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay out of FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATE DOLLARS(US$500,000.00) in cash credited to security file number GWK/5333/025648/03UAD. This is from a total cash prize of US$2 Million share among four individuals in this category.

CONGRATULATIONS!!!.

Your funds is now deposited with our Payment/Finance Department in the security company to your name ,Due to the mixed up of some numbers and names,we ask that you keep this winning a top secret from the public notice until your claims has been processed and remitted to your account as this is apart of the security protocol,to avoid double claiming or unwarranted taking advantage of this program by participants.

All participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from the 100,000 company/ individal email addresses from all over the world as part of our international promotions program, which we conduct every decade.

We hope with a part of winnings ,you will take part in our end of year stake USD$20million International Lottery Program.

TO begin your claims, please contact your claim agent and send the information below:

TEL/FAX NUMBERS.
SERIAL/SECUIRITY FILE NUMBERS.
YOUR FULL HOUSE ADDRESS.
A SCAN COPY OF YOUR VALID IDENTITY.
EMAIL ADDRESS.

Find below the contact of your claim agent.

NATIONAL POSTCODE LOTERIJ AGENCY:

Mr.philip Ruddy(Director of operations).
Tel : 0031-617-780-746
Fax : 0031-847-546-866
Email:claimagent01@netscape.net

For processing and remittance of your cash to a designated account of your choice. Remember,all winnings must be claim not later than on the 30th of August, 2005. After this date, all unclaimed funds will be returned to the promotion company.

Be informed,all international winners or non nederlands citizen winners must pay the sum of [?750 Seven hundred and fifty euro ] for the processments of your winning price,because you are not a citizens of the nederlands.

NOTE: In order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications, please remember to quote your security credicted file number and batch numbers respectively in every correspondence with your claim agent.

Furthermore, should there be any change of your address, do inform your claim agent as soon as possible.

Congratulations once again from all members of our staff and thank you for being part of our promotions program.

Yours sincerely,
Mrs Van Roy,
(promotion manager ]

R.O. Lex
15.08.2005, 19:54
Da fällt mir ein, was ist eigentlich aus Hank van Houten geworden? Den habe ich schon seit Ewigkeiten nicht mehr gesehen.

dreikommasechsliter
15.08.2005, 22:50
Original von Hannes
Gerade reingekommen und auch immer wieder gut =)
__________________________________________________ ______________________
NATIONAL POSTCODE INTERNATIONAL LOTTERY AND PROMOTIONS.
Afdeling Ledenservice
Van Eeghenstraat 70
1071 GK Amsterdam

FROM: THE DESK OF THE MANAGING DIRECTOR
INTERNATIONAL PROMOTION/PRIZE AWARD DEPT,
SCFN: GWK/5333/025648/03UAD.
BATCH: 241/2002/BLL.

Attn:

We are pleased to inform you of the release today the 15th of August 2005, of the NATIONAL POSTCODE INTERNATIONAL LOTTERY/PROMOTIONS,NETHERLANDS held on the 3rd of june 2005.

Your email address attached to the Ticket No:1001-58255563-2285 with Serial No: 8888/03 drew from the Lucky No:02-22-00-66-99-85-52-12-36-50, which consequently won the lottery in the FIRST category.

You have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay out of FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATE DOLLARS(US$500,000.00) in cash credited to security file number GWK/5333/025648/03UAD. This is from a total cash prize of US$2 Million share among four individuals in this category.

CONGRATULATIONS!!!.

Your funds is now deposited with our Payment/Finance Department in the security company to your name ,Due to the mixed up of some numbers and names,we ask that you keep this winning a top secret from the public notice until your claims has been processed and remitted to your account as this is apart of the security protocol,to avoid double claiming or unwarranted taking advantage of this program by participants.

All participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from the 100,000 company/ individal email addresses from all over the world as part of our international promotions program, which we conduct every decade.

We hope with a part of winnings ,you will take part in our end of year stake USD$20million International Lottery Program.

TO begin your claims, please contact your claim agent and send the information below:

TEL/FAX NUMBERS.
SERIAL/SECUIRITY FILE NUMBERS.
YOUR FULL HOUSE ADDRESS.
A SCAN COPY OF YOUR VALID IDENTITY.
EMAIL ADDRESS.

Find below the contact of your claim agent.

NATIONAL POSTCODE LOTERIJ AGENCY:

Mr.philip Ruddy(Director of operations).
Tel : 0031-617-780-746
Fax : 0031-847-546-866
Email:claimagent01@netscape.net

For processing and remittance of your cash to a designated account of your choice. Remember,all winnings must be claim not later than on the 30th of August, 2005. After this date, all unclaimed funds will be returned to the promotion company.

Be informed,all international winners or non nederlands citizen winners must pay the sum of [?750 Seven hundred and fifty euro ] for the processments of your winning price,because you are not a citizens of the nederlands.

NOTE: In order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications, please remember to quote your security credicted file number and batch numbers respectively in every correspondence with your claim agent.

Furthermore, should there be any change of your address, do inform your claim agent as soon as possible.

Congratulations once again from all members of our staff and thank you for being part of our promotions program.

Yours sincerely,
Mrs Van Roy,
(promotion manager ]

Also ich glaube, dass dies Betrug ist! Ich habe jetzt schon dreimal 750.- € überwiesen und keinen Gewinn auf meinem Konto verbuchen können.
Da versuch ich es jetzt lieber mal bei Guy oder Gay oder so...!